Now I'm sick. I think I caught it from my Dad when I shook his hand at the airport, after he had been sucking on a toothpick. You're not supposed to pick your teeth when talking to someone. It's rude. He has poor manners.
Last night, from the sickness, I woke up coughing. And I guess I got up too fast, because then I felt I'd pass out. The sound drained from my ears, and I saw stars. Then I thought I'd puke for some reason, so I tried that, but succeeded only in dry heaving a few times. Then I thought I'd take a giant shit, but succeeded only in farting real loud.
Here is a catalogue of the unpleasant bodily sensations I had to deal with last night:
1. Coughing
2. Headache.
3. Having to pee.
4. Almost passing out.
5. Dry heaving.
6. Huge fart.
7. Fart smell.
8. Peeing.
I hope this has been informative and entertaining.
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6 plings:
Most certainly informative!!
I hope you're feeling better. I'd bring you some chicken soup if I could.
xo
Hahaha. Serious symptoms really. I suffer mainly from nr. 6 and nr 7. Otherwise I'm well. Luckily.
And you're right - tooth picking while talking is bad manners. Get better soon!
I've been ill this past week myself. Hope I feel better soon. I really do.
yes... highly entertaining!! Been a while since I'd dropped in here.. :) keep rocking.
sybil - That would make me feel better I know it.
Lotta - Haha, #6 and #7 are constant symptoms.
Mark - I hope everyone gets better.
mikimbizi - Thanks for dropping by!
are you pregnant?
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